Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Fair Warning: Judgement Passing
Toddlers, babies, children in beauty pageants: completely f#cked up.
Monday, January 26, 2009
The place where tags go to die...
You did it. I'm back. All it takes is the chance to talk about myself and here I am! What can I say, I like myself. I'm a cool biiaaatch.
TAG!
Nothing comes without a price so, the rules are as follows: List 7 random things about yourself and pass it onto 7 honest bloggers. Easy Pesasy!
1. I fart in the car. But not with anyone but Husband. I take serious pleasure out of grossing him out. My farts truly don't stink either.
2. I have to use a straw at all times. Except with water of course.
3. I had a few piercings. And have a couple tattoos. I'm diverse. But look like every other suburban wife/mom.
4. I majored in chemistry. People are always suprised by that. (I look dumb, no?)
5. I have secret ambitions to make the world better. Step one is already in progress, so I'll share: Reproduce and raise beautiful(inside) people who will be open and loving.
6. I am very emotional, yet no one believes that. I don't show it well. I sooo want to tell you how I feel about you... I'm always scared something will happen and I won't have told you.
7. I am really flexible, not in a freaky circus way though. I can still do some splits. It's my hidden talent.
I'm not tagging anyone... my blog is now the Tagging Graveyard, where Tags and Memes go to die a peaceful death. Send them my way!
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Friday, January 09, 2009
OOPS, forgot to tag people...
I pick deez ladies to do this tag thingy!
Queen B
mommadrool (if not too busy with school)
Hear Their Everywhere
Queen B
mommadrool (if not too busy with school)
Hear Their Everywhere
Tagged, 2008 in Review!
NLD tagged me... whore.
what did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before?
I let someone I don't know watch Buddha... he went to preschool.
did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Kept most of them... made some for this year
did anyone close to you give birth?
Pretty much everyone!
did anyone close to you die?
No, thankfully.
what countries did you visit?
None
what would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
More time
what date from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Unoriginal, but 11/4... Palin's defeat :P
what was your biggest achievement of the year?
I don't know, maybe growing as a mother?
what was your biggest failure?
not trusting my gut
did you suffer illness or injury?
No physical injury here!
what was the best thing you bought?
purse
whose behavior merited celebration?
My kids of course! They never cease to amaze me.
whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
nice people
where did most of your money go?
Food
what did you get really, really, really excited about?
Cam and Buddha's achievements... walking, preschool, talking, potty training
what song will always remind you of 2008?
coldplay, iron and wine, black ghosts
compared to this time last year, are you:
happier or sadder? happier
thinner or fatter? neither, the same
richer or poorer? I have no money
what do you wish you’d done more of?
I'm pretty satisfied with what I did
what do you wish you’d done less of?
Trying to fix something that was already broken
how did you spend christmas?
With my family!
did you fall in love in 2008?
All over again with the hubby :)
how many one night stands?
Ha! Never had one in my life, much less 2008.
what changes did you make to “green up” your lifestyle?
same
what was your favorite tv show?
weeds
do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Of course not
what was the best book you read?
Twilight Saga
what was your greatest musical discovery?
I'm not adventurous in music
what did you want and get?
purse
what did you want and not get?
nada- got what I wanted! (Thanks Husband)
what was your favorite film of this year?
Juno, and of course.. you know... the best worst movie, Twilight.
what did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
29, dinner out
what one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
It was a damn fine year! But I wouldn't have minded a pool... stupid economy.
how would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
boring and plain!
what kept you sane?
Husband, kids, and great friends.
which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Britney
what political issue stirred you the most?
explaining that this is not a christian nation!! separation of church and state
whom did you miss?
susan and annabelle and amanda and jenny
who was the best new person you met?
some ladies from the mommy group
tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008:
Don't value other people more than they value you, and don't make excuses for myself or anyone else
quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
Pearl Jam's Wishlist:
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
I wish I was the full moon shining off a camaros hood
I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on
I wish I was the verb to trust and never let you down
what did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before?
I let someone I don't know watch Buddha... he went to preschool.
did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Kept most of them... made some for this year
did anyone close to you give birth?
Pretty much everyone!
did anyone close to you die?
No, thankfully.
what countries did you visit?
None
what would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
More time
what date from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Unoriginal, but 11/4... Palin's defeat :P
what was your biggest achievement of the year?
I don't know, maybe growing as a mother?
what was your biggest failure?
not trusting my gut
did you suffer illness or injury?
No physical injury here!
what was the best thing you bought?
purse
whose behavior merited celebration?
My kids of course! They never cease to amaze me.
whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
nice people
where did most of your money go?
Food
what did you get really, really, really excited about?
Cam and Buddha's achievements... walking, preschool, talking, potty training
what song will always remind you of 2008?
coldplay, iron and wine, black ghosts
compared to this time last year, are you:
happier or sadder? happier
thinner or fatter? neither, the same
richer or poorer? I have no money
what do you wish you’d done more of?
I'm pretty satisfied with what I did
what do you wish you’d done less of?
Trying to fix something that was already broken
how did you spend christmas?
With my family!
did you fall in love in 2008?
All over again with the hubby :)
how many one night stands?
Ha! Never had one in my life, much less 2008.
what changes did you make to “green up” your lifestyle?
same
what was your favorite tv show?
weeds
do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Of course not
what was the best book you read?
Twilight Saga
what was your greatest musical discovery?
I'm not adventurous in music
what did you want and get?
purse
what did you want and not get?
nada- got what I wanted! (Thanks Husband)
what was your favorite film of this year?
Juno, and of course.. you know... the best worst movie, Twilight.
what did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
29, dinner out
what one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
It was a damn fine year! But I wouldn't have minded a pool... stupid economy.
how would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
boring and plain!
what kept you sane?
Husband, kids, and great friends.
which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Britney
what political issue stirred you the most?
explaining that this is not a christian nation!! separation of church and state
whom did you miss?
susan and annabelle and amanda and jenny
who was the best new person you met?
some ladies from the mommy group
tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008:
Don't value other people more than they value you, and don't make excuses for myself or anyone else
quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
Pearl Jam's Wishlist:
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
I wish I was the full moon shining off a camaros hood
I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on
I wish I was the verb to trust and never let you down
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
My little thief
This is so bad.
Very bad.
Cam is possibly a klepto. She likes to take things and put them in her purse and hide them. Cute enough... but she seems to have a sixth sense for things that are extremely important, or things that can't survive when lost.
Example:
She has taken an old diaper bag and claimed it as her own. She has stowed items such as the remote control, phone, Husband's blackberry, etc in the bag and then dispersed them throughout the house. Now there is a missing bag of cookies. She can reach the table and counters. Hmmm...
I'm not even to the worst part yet.
The other day I bought a pound of ground pork to make (suprise!) egg rolls. My routine is to put the kids in the playroom while I unload groceries from the car to the playroom, then I take all the groceries to the kitchen.
And now I will end this story with this minor detail: there is a pound of ground pork missing.
I hope they forgot to bag it at Bruno's.
Very bad.
Cam is possibly a klepto. She likes to take things and put them in her purse and hide them. Cute enough... but she seems to have a sixth sense for things that are extremely important, or things that can't survive when lost.
Example:
She has taken an old diaper bag and claimed it as her own. She has stowed items such as the remote control, phone, Husband's blackberry, etc in the bag and then dispersed them throughout the house. Now there is a missing bag of cookies. She can reach the table and counters. Hmmm...
I'm not even to the worst part yet.
The other day I bought a pound of ground pork to make (suprise!) egg rolls. My routine is to put the kids in the playroom while I unload groceries from the car to the playroom, then I take all the groceries to the kitchen.
And now I will end this story with this minor detail: there is a pound of ground pork missing.
I hope they forgot to bag it at Bruno's.
Mama always said I was special
Awww thanks Margartia Mama!!
My 5 addictions...
1. Keeblers Chocolate Lovers Chips Deluxe Cookies (I eat several a day, I'm eating one right now!)
2. Internet- Facebook is like crack! Blogs have taken a turn I don't like recently, but for the most part I LOVE them.... I love seeing what your kid wore on xmas, reading about what you think about this that and the other, etc. It makes me feel like I know what's going on in your life. I think blogs are the best way to keep up with people that you can't see every day.
3. Eating out... HELLO!?!? I don't have to cook or clean. You bring me my food and ask me if I need anything. Need any more explanation?
4. Caffeine Free Coke (I've been drinking it since I was a freshman in high school, all because the Dr. told me caffeine would eat my stomach lining. Asshole.)
5. Straws... I can't drink anything without a straw except water
I tag these biznitches to list their 5 addictions.
Catwoman
Emma
Amber
M
Kellie
J
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