POOP!

Last week's theme was poop.

Case: Twice while at the pool with I'm a Mom, we had to leave due to poop in the water. One of those times I think I saw a floating turdlet. I had the smell of poop in my nose for 2 days. Then at the gym on Friday, a lady ran in to the class I was taking and took the spot in front of me. She's the hot bodied MILF lady who is in every class I take. I look up at her very short shorts and see that she has two red toilet seat imprints on the backs of her legs. I nearly lost it.

Being a hot bodied MILF doesn't mean you can walk around with toilet seat imprints.