I frequently tell Buddha that if he does x then y will happen, and when it does, don't be suprised. I especially hate when the shit I say to him comes back and bites me in the ass.
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I saw a spider crawling across the ceiling. It wasn't a huge one, but I felt as though I should stop it. I don't know why?
So I take a pillow and throw it against the ceiling... and it runs. I do it several more times but it's not even bothered. Then I did it again. And the damn thing came hurtling right at me and landed on me.
Fast forward to me with all my clothes off smacking myself in the head in case it was in my hair.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
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2 comments:
That? is about my worst nightmare, right there.
I second that, I might have thrown up too!
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